Saturday, April 29, 2023

COLLECTION DIARY: APRIL 2023

The Timberwolf TC CGL Premium Miniature is a petty thing of death to behold.




I have been structuring my Battletech Collection Diaries to represent groups of models by faction and now I have enough new CLAN🐺WOLF goodies to publish a nice force diary. The last time I did this was for my beloved COM🌠STAR Faction. I am a nerd...

I have many CLAN🐺WOLF Mechs scattered in CGL boxes and Etsy prints to organize yet... 

Happy Battletech Collecting Boss out!

Sunday, April 16, 2023

JRR TOLKIEN'S MIDDLE-EARTH IS FOREVER - ROP WAS A FLOP!


As I write this article I listen to the glorious meeting of The Three Hunters and Gandalf The White. This full scene as written is greater than the whole of the idiotic Rangs demonic minstrel show.

The Rangs of Muh-Pow-Uhh Was a Massive FLOP! Amazon Admits It FAILED!



RANGsss is as important as a snarky little shift manager at McDonalds... not that I eat McDonalds!


This hilariously sad little agenda-fart is now verified (by multiple reputable sources) as the complete frailer we all knew it was 🚺🚽💩☢ from day one‼ Mc Zonnies is still doing a second season... and nobody will care... at all.
First name WOKE... second name BROKE... last name JOKE!!!

  Amazon's Billion Dollar AGENDA-FART is a DISASTER. ☢ Witness  Justice!💀

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MIDDLE-EARTH Boss out...

Thursday, April 13, 2023

BOSS' LOTR: HARAD 🤍🦏✨ WHITE MOON ALLIANCE PART 3

The Haradrim are a nomadic people that have a varied culture and thus practice specific ways of living. Over time many have built and settled into a handful of cities which are in their way akin to Gondor. Outside of these great places are various tribes and a few small kingdoms which guard the boarders of Harad. The noble family of Thun mastered such a kingdom facing the mountains of far eastern Harad.  The Darkness Slayer 🧙‍♂️🔮🦉 mentored Prince Zufar Thun 🦁 (and others of Near and Far Harad) in the same way that Gandalf guided Bilbo and Aragorn towards achieving their best destinies.

I am building the WHITE MOON Alliance of Prince Thun! This cool little army represent the GOOD HARAD people that resisted the influence of Sauron. Of course these people hail from the many citizens of the smaller border cities. They could more or less be ignored because the evil people of Harad did not consider them as strong enough to join them in their full deluded support of their new Dark God.


Ole'rengo is Thun's trusted Mumak and battle mount. His family bloodline has faithfully and boldly served The House of Thun for generations. Ole'rengo is still young for his race, yet he has earned respect and is known for being fearless on the battlefield.


🐻💞🦁 SKINCHANGERS WEST & EAST



More NEW UNITS and ALTERNATE MODEL Goodness coming soon...

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MIDDLE-EARTH Boss out...

Sunday, April 9, 2023

BOSS' LOTR: HARAD 🧙‍♂️🔮🦉✨ WHITE MOON ALLIANCE PART 2


The Blue Wizards 🧙‍♂️🔮🦉 are among the coolest characters that Tolkien left behind in his room full of notes. It would of been great to have a grander story about them. When we consider just how huge the War of The Ring story is, I admit that I completely understand why these characters fuller story got left in John's piles of notes. We do have enough information about the Blue Wizards to understand that the best way to use them in this game is to treat them as Eastern Gandalfs, because they did the same work there that he did in the west.

I chose Morinehtar The Darkness Slayer as my Eastern Wizard hero. He mentored Prince Thun (and others of Far Harad) in the same way that Gandalf guided Bilbo and Aragorn towards achieving their best destinies. 


In my little daydreams about these snippets of story; Aragorn met Morinehtar and other important people in the boarder kingdoms of Far Harad. Do we know for sure... no, but it is something that I feel Tolkien wanted to explore, and he would have done, if he had lived ten more years... 🍷🧐🎩


✨ From John's Last Writings 💞

Their task was to circumvent Sauron: to bring help to the few tribes of Men that had rebelled from Melkor-worship, to stir up rebellion ... and after his first fall to search out his hiding place (in which they failed) and to cause [?dissension and disarray] among the Dark East ... They must have had very great influence on the history of the Second Age and Third Age in weakening and disarraying the forces of the East ... who would both in the Second Age and Third Age otherwise have ... outnumbered the West.


More NEW UNITS and ALTERNATE MODEL Goodness coming soon...

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MIDDLE-EARTH Boss out...

Thursday, April 6, 2023

BOSS' LOTR: HARAD 🤍🦏✨ WHITE MOON ALLIANCE PART 1

I am building the WHITE MOON Alliance of Prince Thun! This cool little army represent the GOOD HARAD people that resisted the influence of Sauron. Of course these people hail from the many citizens of the smaller border cities. They could more or less be ignored because the evil people of Harad did not consider them as strong enough to join them in their full deluded support of their new Dark God.

These free people of Harad aided Gondor and Rohan before, during and after the War of The Ring.


I love this alternate cool (temperature wise) color scheme as a good Harad army.



More NEW UNITS and ALTERNATE MODEL Goodness coming soon...

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MIDDLE-EARTH Boss out...

Saturday, April 1, 2023

THE NEW GONDOR BUILDINGS ARE GREAT!

😎🤗 Contrast+ How to Paint: New Gondor Ruins in 8 steps! 🎨🖌

I like these NEW Models very much indeed, and will be getting them later this year.


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MIDDLE-EARTH Boss out...